WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
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No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
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Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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