I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
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The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
We had to coat check the pizza.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
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You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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