like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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