So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
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How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
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She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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