and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
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Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
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My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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