every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
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Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
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Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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