You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
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I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
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We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
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