Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
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I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
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Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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