fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Randomize
