their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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