marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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