she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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