Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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