just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
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I need you to use more vowels.
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its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
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I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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