suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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