I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
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I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
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Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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