so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
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i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
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Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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