talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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