I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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