It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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