i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
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