quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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