This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
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I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
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God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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