CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
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My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
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I just want nice things and good sex
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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