Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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