out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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