In the future we'll all be gay
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
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you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
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Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.