Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
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all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
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He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you