I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
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Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
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He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
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