you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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