My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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