even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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