That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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