I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
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The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
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hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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