Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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