Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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