oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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