I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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