I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
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