She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
And then he peed in my hair
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