So drunk its hurt
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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