Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
My vagina is very pro this idea
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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