found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
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I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
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I can dry shave vagina like a champ
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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