dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
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Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
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It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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