is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
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I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
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You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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