Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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