Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
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