Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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