i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
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We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
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rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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