they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
19 Characteristics That Make People Instantly Attractive
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
25 People Confess What They’re Shamefully Attracted To
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?