Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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