You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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