Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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